Black Jesus Bobble Head
With Black Jesus bobbling away on your dashboard, driving becomes an angelic experience. Traffic will part like the red sea and the jerk tailgating you suddenly pulls over for pizza. (Legally we aren’t allowed to say that this bobble head will get you out of traffic tickets, BUT I totally got out of one recently and I’m attributing it to him.)
Made out of the purest polymers, this little guy will last a millennia. Buy ONE now!
(One bobble head per customer)